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I'm just a constant headache
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
Spider-man twitter layouts
this is the funniest thing thats ever happened to me on tumblr. tumblr is the only site where things really happen.
everyone stop having covid ✋
-The CDC
New guidelines: no monkey business haha 😜
Yours sincerely,
The CDC
Welcome to autism subway can i get you the same thing you've ordered here since you were 8
babygirl.. dont be dead. be alive